If you recognise that phrase then you're probably already familiar with at least the graphic stings on The Jewellery Channel, whose new studio Liam was meant to be building last night, but luckily for Dan and me he was able to join us instead. For those of you who weren't, you missed tales of cable-running ferrets, mirrorless cameras and a look at my new book of portraits. There were also a few kilted Scots there who had come in for some refreshments and a bit of singing after attempting to clean up the fountains in Trafalgar Square.
On the way I paused to shake my head at this living statue who I think could have made more money standing on that pillar dressed as Nelson, even more if he'd painted his entire body blue, or perhaps just a bit of it.
Next month's meet-up will be on Thursday 19 September. Venue details in due course.